Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier
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Sat 28 Dec 2024

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Sat 01 Feb 2025

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Haymarket,
London,
SW1Y 4HT

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Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier

Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier

Theatre Royal Haymarket, London, SW1Y 4HT

  • As part of a UK tour, BILL BAILEY: THOUGHTIFIER will be playing at Theatre Royal Haymarket for a limited run this winter.

    At a point in our evolution when it seems as if we’re sleepwalking into a world where humans might be redundant, and much of what we do can be done better and more efficiently by machines, what better time to celebrate our own flawed humanity.

    And who better a guide to lead us than Bill…

    Thoughtifier noun 1. an intriguing device that can amplify the thoughts of a curious mind using music, channelled through a human instrument, known as Bill Bailey 2. (colloquial) a person resembling Bill Bailey

    To take us on a jaunt through the error-strewn, distracted, crumb-festooned, sometimes magnificent history of human thought and how it might help us survive in this brave new world.  A magical, musical mystery tour of the human mind, along with some other pressing matters about whales, biophilia, unrequited love and other thoughts. Amplified With Music.

    Welcome to Thoughtifier!

    Book your BILL BAILEY: THOUGHTIFIER theatre tickets today!

    Map & Directions: Theatre Royal Haymarket

    CAPACITY: 893

    WHEELCHAIR SPACES: 2 at the back of the auditorium. Patrons can also transfer to any stalls aisle seat available.

    ACCESSIBLE TOILETS: Yes.

    INFRARED SYSTEM: Yes, headsets can be collected from the Front of House desk.

    GUIDE DOGS: Dogs are not permitted inside the auditorium during the performance, however, staff can look after them during the show.

    NEAREST TUBE/RAIL STATION: Charing Cross and Piccadilly Circus.

    BUSES: 3, 6, 9, 12, 13, 23, 88, 139 159 and 453.

    NEAREST CAR PARKS: Leicester Square Car Park (via Whitcomb Street) or Trafalgar Square Car Park (via Spring Gardens).

  • Theatre Royal Haymarket

    Haymarket,
    London,
    SW1Y 4HT

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